It’s the moooost wonderful tiiiiime of the year!
School supplies make me giddy. They are one of my pleasures in life. I always loved going shopping with my mom. I go bananas for binders. I party with my pens and pencils. Hallelujah for highlighters. I’m wacky for Wite-Out. Dividers. Pencil crayons. Glue sticks. Scissors. Erasers, rulers, calculators, staplers!!! I long to peruse the aisles at Staples and fill my cart to the brim with every wonderful school supply that tickles my heart, and says in a sweet little voice, “Aren’t I SO cool? Take me home with you!” Oh, for a reason to buy all those fun little friends.
Alas, I’m not going back to school. I have no excuse to spend our hard earned money on un-needed supplies. But don’t confuse un-needed with unwanted! Maybe I should start a business where I buy supplies for everyone going back to school who hates the very thought of the task! Why haven’t I thought of this before?! Don’t most people in the world hate shopping for school supplies? I’ll make millions!